Because he is AWESOME!!!
Johnny goes running with me (if you can call what I do “running” — it’s actually more of a “mom shuffle”), anyways — he needs to be aerodynamic so as to reduce the effects of “poodle drag”.
Oh alright, he enjoyed being a farm dog so much this past week that despite two baths in 4 days he was too matted. I tried leaving some around his core, but my mom said he looked like a tampon walking on Q-Tips. She’s so mean.
But I figured he at least deserved to have a rockin’ haircut if we had to do it.